Pot, Meet Kettle

The Fux Channel's resident mustachioed narcissist Geraldo "Selfie" Rivera shared his advice to the protesters wearing the "I Can't Breathe" t-shirts that echo Eric Garner's last words as a Staten Island, NY police officer put him in a fatal chokehold:  Selfie wants them to change the slogan to "We're The Problem."  Oh Selfie, you provocative gusano you!

Actually, if Selfie could get the Fux Channel's entire on-air crew to wear that slogan on a t-shirt for a week, we'd never say another unkind word about him, new half-naked selfies or not.