Thursday, January 22, 2015
"Bobby's" Alternate Reality
last Tuesday, the Fux-propagated myth that there are so-called "no-go zones" in major cities in England and France blew up in their faces when none other than Conservative Prime Minister David Cameron denounced the Fux "expert" responsible as a "complete idiot." The City of Paris is considering a lawsuit against Fux for the nonsensical claim. Fearing further backlash, Fux proceeded to issue multiple apologies for the bogus claim.
However, future Fux contributor and current Louisiana Gov. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal continues to defend his claim that "no-go zones" exist, citing mustachioed Wilford Brimley lookalike John "Bomb Thrower" Bolton as a source for the false information, even after a Fux anchor stressed that the "no-go zone" story is false. Way to stick with the "experts," Piyush, especially if it's coming from an "expert" like Bomb Thrower, who still claims Saddam Hussein was linked directly to 9-11. Still not ready for prime time.