“Do we really want someone with this little experience?” Mr. [Rick "Frothy Mix"*] Santorum asked, referring to Mr. Paul, Mr. Cruz and Senator Marco Rubio of Florida, who is also in his first term. “And the only experience they have basically — not Rubio, but Cruz and Paul because I don’t think Rubio is going to go — is bomb throwing? Do we really want somebody who’s a bomb thrower, with no track record of any accomplishments?” (*our edit)Touche:
“Senator Santorum lost re-election in his home state by 18 points nearly a decade ago, and has spent the time since then trying to convince people to elect him to an even higher office than the one he was booted out of,” said Doug Stafford, senior adviser to Mr. Paul. “We will pass on responding to his alleged wisdom.”Paging Reince Priebus, paging Reince Priebus.
BONUS: As we noted earlier, the circus' main event promises to be the Clash of the Plutocrats, Willard "Mittens" Romney and to-the-manor-born John Ellis ("J.E.B.") Bush. Nothing like relating to the struggling middle class.
BONUS II: Millionaire Mitt's "yesterday's news," according to Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (Dudebro-KY).
