The clowns were all out in force in New Hampshire this weekend, trying to sell themselves as plausible candidates for President. The sure losers -- Carly "Snarly" Fiorina, Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, Donald "Rump" Trump, and more -- along with those that the press is touting as "serious" -- John Ellis "J.E.B." Bush, "Ayn" Rand Paul, and Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio, among others. Even Southern belle Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham is "91 percent" sure he's running.
There are apparently 19 -- 19!! -- potential candidates so far on the Rethug side, which makes for a crowded clown car. We're hoping for many more, if only to drain Rethug contributors' wallets a bit more before the primaries and general election.
(cartoon: Stuart Carlson, via GoComics.com)
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