They've made it official: the Koch brothers are supporting their loyal employee, Gov. Scott "Kochhead" Walker (R-Kochland):
Charles G. and David H. Koch, the influential and big-spending conservative donors, have a favorite in the race for the Republican nomination: Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.
On Monday, at a fund-raising event in Manhattan for the New York State Republican Party, David Koch told donors that he and his brother, who oversee one of the biggest private political organizations in the country, believed that Mr. Walker was the Republican Party’s best hope for recapturing the White House.
Will wonders never cease?“We will support whoever the candidate is,” said Mr. Koch, according to two people who attended the event. “But it should be Scott Walker.”
BONUS: Remember when Kochhead thought he was talking by phone to David Koch, when it was actually a prank caller? We remember.
BONUS II: The always-amusing Andy Borowitz: "Kochs Defend Purchase Of Scott Walker."