Thursday, May 21, 2015

Bumped From The Clown Car?

GOP TV Fux News has announced that it will limit the number of clowns for the August 6 Republican 2016 candidate debate to ten.  Of course, when Fux speaks, the Rethug apparatus listens. The top ten will be determined by averaging the five most recent national polls.  Rethuglican National Committee chairman and human/weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus indicated his support of the decision, which gives him an out, as the list of candidates for the Rethug nomination is getting longer than the Manhattan phone directory (how many already are running or plan to run, 21, 33…?).

It could mean an early demise for such never-gonna-be-nominated-anyway candidates like gay-bashing Gov. Piyush "Bobby" Jindal, job-killer Carly "Snarly" Fiorina, theocrat Rick "Frothy Mix" Santorum, and bomb-throwing Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham.  There would still be plenty of craziness in the field of ten, which could include untethered birther Donald "Rump" Trump, and flaming poo-flinger Dr. Ben "Off His Meds" Carson. Here's hoping the other 10 15 247 candidates raise a monumental stink and crash the party.  Popcorn anyone?

(photo:  Huckleberry, is that you?)

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