Republican presidential candidate Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (Dudebro-KY) is refusing to go along with the diversionary "who lost Iraq" script neocons in the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid Party have been trying to sell ever since John Ellis "J.E.B." Bush's gaffe indicating he would have done nothing different in Iraq, even "knowing what we know now." Basically, that script holds that the current chaos and the rise of ISIS/ISIL is (spoiler alert) President Obama's fault. Let's see what a blind squirrel looks like when he finds that acorn:
Somebody pass out the smelling salts to Reince "Prepuce" Priebus, get Sen. Lindsey "Huckleberry Butchmeup" Graham to the fainting couch, and check Dick "The Dick" Cheney's pacemaker, stat!