Tangerine-topped buffoon, and fake Presidential candidate Donald "Rump" Trump told Fux "News" yesterday that he has a "foolproof" way to defeat ISIS. The problem is, if he tells us, he'll have to kill us, or something:
"All I can tell you it is a foolproof way of winning, and I’m not talking about what some people would say, but it is a foolproof way of winning the war with ISIS. And it will be absolutely, 100 percent –they’ll at minimum come to the table but actually they’ll be defeated very quickly.”This opens the door to speculation: will he offer comped rooms at one of his casinos, draw ISIS fighters in and ambush them? Will he grab a bullhorn, confront the fighters and yell, "Yer fired?" Will he simply appear on the battlefield, wind blowing through his "hair," and cause ISIS to laugh uncontrollably until they surrender?
Oh well, more people will have to die until we elect Rump as President so he can tell us how to defeat ISIS. Small price. Whatever his plan is, it could be yooge. Yooge, we tells ya.
(photo: J. Samad/AFP/Getty Images. The cat that ate the kitty litter.)
