[Fat shaming alert] Get a (pun intended) load of this:
New Jersey's Republican crime family capo Chris "Krispykreme" Christie throws at a fundraising event last week (points grudgingly awarded for that).
OK, here they come: Krispykreme was able to play second base and shortstop…..at the same time. He also covered home plate…literally. Warming up for a new career as a mascot for the Piscataway Pachyderms.
