Wednesday, July 22, 2015

Marco Rubio: Staying Classy


Republican- who- will- never- be- President, Sen. Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio (R-Lightweight) managed to pinch this out between gulps of water today on that classy show "Fox and Friends:"
We already have a president now that has no class.”
Spoken as a true arbiter of "class," Glug Glug!  After all, you're a man who:

 - Used his Republican Party credit card for personal items and then failed to report them on his tax returns - classy!

- Lied about Embellished his family's anti-Castro regime roots and reasons for immigrating to the U.S. - classy!

- Abandoned the immigration reform bill he helped author after getting heat from the mouth-frothing Republican base - classy!

- Is petrified to admit that climate change is real, man-made and will devastate his State, for fear of getting more heat from the same mouth-frothing Republican base - classy!

Clearly, there are no classy mirrors in Casa Glug Glug.

(h/t Mock Paper Scissors)