"I'd like to have the election tomorrow. I don't want to wait." -- Billionaire blowhard demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump speaking to his sheeple yesterday in Mobile, AL (see post below). We're sure that he considers elections a mere formality to his elevation as caudillo, and probably imagines abolishing elections after that point because how can America do better than him? And his sheeple would be fine with that.
BONUS: As further evidence that Rump feels entitled to the nomination, here's what he told an advisor of his:
“If I’m going down, then Bush is going down with me. He’s not going to be president of the United States.”And if he's nominated but not elected, a coup d'état by his pitchfork-wielding sheeple?
