Saturday, October 24, 2015

Mommy and Daddy's Money Quote of the Day


"Here's a guy who wants to run our country, and [Jeb Bush] can't even run his own campaign. And you know what? He's cutting back big...Bush has no money. He's cutting. He's meeting today with mommy and daddy and they're working on their campaign." -- (emphasis added)  Narcissistic blowhard Donald "Rump" Trump today in Jacksonville, FL.   Rump always manages to land a punch right to the gonads of House of Bush pretender to the Presidency John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush.  J.E.B.!'s campaign is mired in the mid-single digits to the chagrin of his big donor benefactors, and his campaign announced a 40% cutback in salaries and significant reductions in staff yesterday.

UPDATE:  Rump also had choice words for Marco "Glug Glug" Rubio and Ben "On Meds?" Carson:
"You've got Rubio doing poorly, and he sweats like a dog," Trump said. "You've got Carson. I don't know what the hell's going on there. I don't get it."
Bwahahahaha.