Saturday, October 17, 2015
White Sex Matters
News item: A police SWAT team in Florida holds off on arresting white couple until they have sex.
The Jacksonville sheriff's office was executing some outstanding felony arrest warrants on Ryan Bautista, who was barricaded in his trailer home with girlfriend Leanne Hunn. The police maintained the standoff for hours, and were close to forcing their way into the trailer when Hunn asked them to wait until she and Bautista could have sex "one last time."
While the duo was subsequently arrested, the police were thoughtful enough to observe the long-standing redneck rule, "if you see the trailer rocking, don't come a-knocking."
(Photo: Hillbillies in heat.)