Monday, October 19, 2015
Willard's (Cough Cough Hack) Views on Ben Carson
Plutocrat fumbler Willard "Mittens" Romney offered CNN viewers some opinions on prospective Rethuglican nominees for President (good: "Krispykreme" Christie, "Glug Glug" Rubio, "Who?" Kasich, J.E.B.!, and Snarly Carly Fiorina; bad: Rump Trump). But when asked about nutcase teabagger Ben "On Meds?" Carson, the ever-awkward Mittens choked -- literally -- at the end of this video. Hilarious. He also went on to describe On Meds? as a "gentle and sweet soul," which is mighty white of ol' Mittens, whose rapport with African-Americans seems, um, forced. He's always good for laughs, though.