Flailing heir to the House of Bush, John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush has stumbled upon a new campaign slogan, and it's a clunker: "Jeb Can Fix It." Is that what he talked about with mommy and daddy last week? Will he "fix it" like his brother Dumbya "fixed" the economy? The slogan has already prompted mockery and derision from the twitterverse. Here's a favorite:
Jeb Can Fix It actually refers to the 2000 election in Florida.
— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) November 2, 2015
Bwahahaha. J.E.B.!, you might want to "fix" the salary of the person who came up with that winner.
BONUS: "J.E.B.!"'s going to "fix" something? He couldn't figure out His. Hoodie. Has. A. Zipper.
