Sunday, November 1, 2015

The Grifter And The Griftee


New Speaker of the House and master grifter Paul "Lyin'" Ryan (R- Galt's Gulch) has made an impression on the easily- grifted Dana Milbank, who breathlessly reports on Ryan's inaugural speech to the House last Thursday:
There was rapt silence when, a moment later, Ryan said: “Let’s be frank. The House is broken. . . . And I am not interested in laying blame. We are not settling scores. We are wiping the slate clean.”  [snip]
I felt goose bumps watching from the gallery, for a most unfamiliar sense of hope had admitted itself to the bitterly divided chamber. In this dark hour for the House, there was a tantalizing glimpse that the institution, which has strayed so far from what the Founders created, could heal itself. Only an ingĂ©nue would believe all will be different now. But only the most hardened cynic would dismiss the possibility of what Rep. Cathy McMorris Rodgers (R-Wash.), in her speech nominating Ryan, called a “fresh start.” [our emphasis]
Hope!  Goose bumps for "hope!"  Hope the goose bumps last for 3... 2... 1:
U.S. House of Representatives Speaker Paul Ryan said on Sunday it would be ridiculous to work with President Barack Obama on immigration reform, saying he cannot trust the president on the issue.
"I think it would be a ridiculous notion to try and work on an issue like this with a president we simply cannot trust on this issue," Ryan said in an interview aired on the CBS program "Face the Nation."  (our emphasis)
We have some land in Florida we'd like to sell you, if you're interested Mr. Milbank.

(Image:  Pump up that hope!)