News headline:
JebBush.com Now Redirects To Donald Trump's 2016 Website
When it rains, it pours for the hapless scion of the House of Bush, who is hovering at around 3 percent in the polls and sinking. Apparently, Rump's staff locked up the domain name "JebBush.com", so one could say that J.E.B.! is not the master of his domain.
BONUS: Esquire.com's Charles P. Pierce has some sage advice for John Ellis "J.E.B.!" Bush: take your wounded campaign out behind the barn (or in J.E.B.!'s case, behind the servant's quarters) and shoot it.
