Snarly's Fumble

Sinking Rethuglican candidate and corporate job destroyer "Snarly" Carly Fiorina isn't going anywhere in the Presidential sweepstakes, but that's not stopping her from some good old fashioned political pandering just weeks away from the Iowa caucus.  When her alma mater Stanford played Iowa in the Rose Bowl, Snarly Carly turned her back on her school, and instead tweeted her support of Iowa, who ended up losing badly to Stanford. It also prompted a mocking Twitter hashtag, "CarlyCurse".

These days, one risks bodily injury in standing between a desperate Snarly Carly and an Iowa voter or two (which is roughly the number of caucus votes she's likely to get), but this pander was so sophomoric as to be gag-inducing, much like Snarly Carly herself.