Sen. "Ayn" Rand Paul (R-Dudebro) on neo- fascist fartbag Donald "Rump" Trump:
"Donald Trump is a delusional narcissist and an orange-faced windbag. A speck of dirt is way more qualified to be president.”(Apparently, Paul's polling so low he's off Rump's radar, because =crickets= from Rump so far.)
On the other hand, we get this from the twitter slough of the "delusional narcissist" and "orange-faced windbag:"
"@Rketeltas: Rubio isn't experienced enough to be Commander in Chief. Rubio is a carbon copy of Obama. We need a true leader Vote Trump"
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2016
Ted Cruz is a nervous wreck. He is making reckless charges not caring for the truth! His poll #'s are way down!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2016
Cruz lies are almost as bad as Jeb's. These politicians will do anything to stay at the trough!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) January 25, 2016
We are simultaneously smiling and feeling we need a hot shower.