All You Need To Know About Last Night's Republican Sh*t Show

Last night's Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party debate  dumpster fire sh*t show in Houston has been boiled down to this 30-second clip (h/t Crooks & Liars):



Keep in mind, these are candidates for the office once held by Abraham Lincoln and Franklin D. Roosevelt.

For more lowlights and analysis, including lessons for Democrats, see here, here, and here.

Meanwhile, Catherine Rampell asks, "Is Donald Trump really so much crazier or more extreme than the other Republican presidential candidates?"  [Spoiler alert:  No.]

BONUS:  The closed captioner for CNN also boiled things down thusly:




BONUS II: Someone take the pipe away from Republican National Committee Chairstain Reince "Prepuce" Priebus! (The responses to this tweet are hilarious, btw)

Tonight we saw another spirited debate between the most diverse & well-qualified group of presidential candidates in history #GOPDebate

— Reince Priebus (@Reince) February 26, 2016