Yesterday, posing as a man with religious beliefs, neo-fascist buffoon Donald "Rump" Trump found himself in a church in Council Bluffs, IA and was passed the communion plate. Apparently bored to distraction, Rump pulled some bills from his wallet and placed them on the communion plate, perhaps thinking that he could get some top shelf communion wine or bribe the minister into endorsing him.
Whatever the reason, it was clear from the communion/collection plate gaffe that he's not used to Sunday Bible thumpings like Iowa's talibangelists, not that it will make any difference. He could stand in that church with an AK-47 and open fire, and the rubes would cheer him on. They'd even
