From Republican National Committee Chairlump and increasingly desperate Reince "Prepuce" Priebus on last night's Republican "debate":
Our well-qualified & experienced candidates continue to put forth serious solutions to restore prosperity & strength to America #GOPDebate— Reince Priebus (@Reince) February 14, 2016
For a different take, let's hear from Republican pollster/spin doctor and weaselwordsmith Frank "Dunce" Luntz, with a dose of reality:
Seriously, this is insane.— Frank Luntz (@FrankLuntz) February 14, 2016
The GOP is destroying itself tonight, and they have no one to blame but themselves. #GOPDebate
BONUS: The New Yorker's Andy Borowitz noticed Sen. Marco Roboto's sudden departure from the debate. Here's the reason.
BONUS II: Anne Laurie over at Balloon Juice has additional entertaining tweets about the "debate."