Judge Goofy

Apparently there's no dance that grifter extraordinaire and former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah "Winky" Palin won't do for a few bucks tucked in her metaphorical g-string. Earlier, it was an Alaska huntin' and shootin' series that failed to register in the Nielsons.  Now, it's a proposed series featuring the notorious quitter as a "judge" in a reality series, modeled on Duck Dynasty Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader Judge Judy. The snowbilly grifter and Donald "Rump" Trump fan will apparently be the mediator in small-bore cases (man bites dog comes to mind), if she and the production company can convince enough stations to carry it (they will;  see H.L. Mencken).

If the latest grift flies, we suspect that the griftin' gal will tire of the rigors of a part-time job mediatin' and decidin'. Give her a couple of months, max.

BONUS:  Charles P. Pierce adds his invaluable perspective.