Christie's Sinking (and Stinking) Numbers

HELP, being held hostage

New Jersey Governor and Donald "Rump" Trump's rotund towel boy Chris "Krispykreme" Christie's latest poll numbers released today are in the Trumpster dumpster: 64% of New Jersey residents disapprove of Krispykreme's job as Governor. Even worse for the ambitious Governor, 72% say that Rump should not choose Krispykreme as his running mate, including 64% (!) of Republicans. Quinnipiac indicates that it's the worst numbers in the last six years of any of the nine states the survey covers.

Krispykreme spent months away from New Jersey running a fruitless campaign for his party's nomination and neglecting business back home. After throwing in his (extra-large) towel in defeat, he signed on as a Rump surrogate, famously appearing on stage behind him looking like he was being held hostage, probably hoping that the neo-fascist Rump would pick him as his VP.  Looks like those hopes might be dashed once and for all.