Now that the sweepstakes have begun for the honor of being neo-fascist demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump's VP running mate, none other than grifting snowbilly Sarah "Winky" Palin, former half-term Governor of Alaska, has indicated that she's available to run and is "pretty much as vetted as anyone in the country could be vetted." The "Quitta From Wasilla", who appeared somewhat disheveled on CNN, went on to say,
“I think if somebody wanted to choose me, they already know who I am, what I stand for. They wouldn’t be in for any surprises.”The voters also know who Winky is, and they don't like what they see. As far as "surprises" are concerned, the only surprise would be if Winky would speak coherently and intelligently on any major issue. She managed to bring 2008 Presidential candidate Sen. John "McNasty" McCain's poll numbers down the more she opened up with her word salad-shooter gibberish and revealed a void between her ears. McNasty's own campaign director said Winky was "manifestly unprepared" to be in line for the Presidency, among other stinging criticisms.
Rump probably has enough smarts to tell Winky thanks-but-no-thanks on her generous offer, but he'll certainly use her in the backwaters of America to stir up the horny rubes (while peddling her latest video / book / cable special / whatever).
(photo: Don't pick up hitchhikers)
