I am pleased to announce that I have chosen Governor Mike Pence as my Vice Presidential running mate. News conference tomorrow at 11:00 A.M.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 15, 2016
Taking to his favorite form of communication, neo-fascist buffoon Donald "Rump" Trump tweeted that far right, ultra-conservative Indiana Gov. Mike "Dense" Pence is his choice of running mate. A lot of the susPence was taken out of the announcement after a few days of leaks from his campaign made it known that the social conservative governor was the V.P. pick. (More later on Dense and the reaction to his selection).
Perhaps we can expect future major announcements, speeches even, be delivered via Twitter by twit-head Rump (convention speech next week, concession speech next November). Either way, the Rethuglican ticket's not worth a Trumpence.
