Here's the raving narcissist nut the Republican/ New Confederate/ Stupid/ Shooter's Party just nominated to be Leader of the Free World ranting and rambling for four and a half minutes (!) about his ongoing grievances with Sen. "Tailgunner Ted" Cruz (R- Pariah) at a press conference this morning (lol - The National Enquirer's a "reasonably respected magazine"). This is also the first of what is likely to be many hostage videos featuring running mate Mike "Dense" Pence's dim, sh*t- faced expression, wondering what the hell he's gotten himself into.
BONUS:
Donald Trump may be a real estate tycoon, but Ted Cruz is currently living in his head rent-free.— Sean Davis (@seanmdav) July 22, 2016
