Trump Thinks Presidentin' Is Beneath Him

Neo- fascist con artist Donald "Rump" Trump's oldest son, Uday Rump Junior, apparently sounded out an aide to Republican Governor John Kasich (R- Oh no! Ohio) in early May asking if Kasich would like to be his daddy's stand- in as President.  Want a clue as to how Rump would govern in the godawful chance that American voters go completely brain dead in November?  Here it is:

... Did he [Kasich] have any interest in being the most powerful vice president in history? 

When Kasich’s adviser asked how this would be the case, Donald Jr. explained that his father’s vice president would be in charge of domestic and foreign policy. 

Then what, the adviser asked, would Trump be in charge of? 

“Making America great again” was the casual reply.  (our emphasis)

So, while Rump's busy branding the Washington Monument and looking for other merchandising opportunities here and abroad for his classy name (and otherwise making America great again!), his Vice President would be in charge of ... basically everything.   In other words,

Don't worry America, Trump doesn't want to do the job, he just wants the perks, like every Republican in congress.

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 20, 2016

Pence is lucky, usually the guys who do the real work for Trump don't get letters that big. pic.twitter.com/j85JKE4bIt

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 20, 2016

Trump is used to ghost writers doing all the work. From here on out, Mike Pence's title should be "Ghost President." He's got the coloring.

— Bob Schooley (@Rschooley) July 20, 2016

(Image:  Who's the dummy again?  via Wonkette)