Quote of the Day: Rump Reshuffle

“You can keep moving people in and out of the car, but so long as the drunk guy is driving it while blindfolded, the ride probably isn't going to get any smoother.” --an anonymous Virginia Republican speaking to Politic-ho in reference to the reshuffle in neo-fascist Donald "Rump" Trump's campaign management. Other Rethugs seem to share the same general sentiment. We would have expanded the metaphor to include some victims embedded in the car's grille, a near-empty tank, etc., but that'll do.