The latest "pivot" to a more "presidential" Donald "Rump" Trump lasted a whole weekend! Here's the neo- fascist toddler this morning airing his grievances with MSNBC's Joe "Squint" Scarborough and Mika "The Meat Puppet" Brzezinski (it seems Rump didn't like a panelist on the show saying Rump's latest "pivot" was like graduating "from diapers to big boy pants" or Brzezinski's mocking of a recent speech):
Tried watching low-rated @Morning_Joe this morning, unwatchable! @morningmika is off the wall, a neurotic and not very bright mess!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2016
Some day, when things calm down, I'll tell the real story of @JoeNBC and his very insecure long-time girlfriend, @morningmika. Two clowns!— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 22, 2016
Be careful @JoeNBC & @morningmika or I'll spill the beans on your wives! @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/gDHe7y5pLK— DonaId J. Trump (@realDenaldTrump) August 22, 2016
To which Squint replied:
Neurotic and not very bright?— Joe Scarborough (@JoeNBC) August 22, 2016
Look in the mirror. https://t.co/FPaqGW9JWv
Hurl personal insults? Rump would never do that! Staying on message and "doing great?" Yessir!
BONUS: Add "vindictive" to Squint's description. Not a good quality for a President, as Jeffrey Goldberg suggests:
"Yes, President Trump, we could theoretically position a satellite over Joe and Mika, but our assets are focused on ISIS at the moment."— Jeffrey Goldberg (@JeffreyGoldberg) August 22, 2016