Hahahaha:
For weeks, backers of Republican nominee Donald Trump have hyped the tantalizing possibility that the anti-secrecy organization WikiLeaks was on the verge of publishing a set of documents that would doom Hillary Clinton’s chances in November. [snip]
The group’s founder, Julian Assange, did nothing to dampen the enthusiasm, suggesting to Fox News hosts that his scoops could upend the race with documents “associated with the election campaign, some quite unexpected angles, some quite interesting.”
The announcement by WikiLeaks that it would host a major news conference Tuesday only seemed to confirm that the bombshell was ready to burst. The pro-Trump, anti-Clinton media world rippled with fevered speculation.
But if an October surprise about the Democratic nominee really is coming, it will have to wait a little longer.
Over the course of two hours Tuesday — with the world’s media and bleary-eyed Trump die-hards across the United States tuning in — Assange and other WikiLeaks officials railed against “neo-McCarthyist hysteria,” blasted the mainstream press, appealed for donations and plugged their books (“40 percent off!”).
But what they didn’t do was provide any new information about Clinton — or about anything else, really.Once more: Hahahahaha!
Zippy the Pinhead doppelganger and Trump stooge Roger Stone had predicted this promised Assange leak would be the #OctoberSurprise that would surely scuttle the presidential hopes of Hillary Clinton! Yes, indeedy!
Wednesday@HillaryClinton is done. #Wikileaks.— Roger Stone (@RogerJStoneJr) October 2, 2016
Excuse us again: HAHAHAHAHA!!
Other "bleary- eyed Trump die- hards" reacted in poo- flinging rage that their fondest dreams of a scuttled Clinton candidacy were dashed. Reactions here, here, and here are priceless examples of bubble- dwelling dimbulbs coming up with still more conspiracy theories about why they got #WikiRolled. Sad!
We're starting to wonder if Assange might have been one of Trump "University's" faculty members, since he seems to have a good grasp of how to fleece the rubes.
(Image: democraticunderground.com)
