Here's your cudgel, courtesy of Brian Earp. It's scientifically proven and applies to any social media platform.
BONUS: Also applies to neo- fascist loser Donald "Rump" Trump. Sad!The Louder the Monkey, the Smaller Its Balls, Study Finds https://t.co/b0mfVCci6R pic.twitter.com/s1dyAmop5o— Brian D. Earp (@briandavidearp) October 22, 2016