Hackwhackers have received some advance excerpts from Melania Trump's speech later today in Berwyn, Pennsylvania. Savor the soaring creativity of some key phrases:
"Friends, Americans, countrymen, lend me your ears. I come to bury Clinton, not to praise her."But seriously, a theme of her speech? Opposing cyber bullying as the First Lady. She can start at home with her sh*t-Twittering husband.
"The only thing we have to fear is not being afraid enough."
"Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy."
"Two score and six years ago, my parents brought forth on the European continent a new model."
"Ask not what my husband can do for you, ask what you can do for my husband."
OMG UPDATE: All joking aside, it seems Mrs. Trump III did plagiarize someone in her speech today: Marla Maples (Mrs. Trump II)! It turns out, you can't make this stuff up.
