Buh-Bye, Private Parts Pat

Finally admitting what was obvious for weeks, bathroom monitor and Governor of North Carolina Pat "Private Parts Pat" McCrory has conceded November's election to Dem Roy Cooper. He conceded the election in a video message.

McCrory has been at the forefront of right-wing hot button issues, starting with his abysmal environmental record, his attempts to racially gerrymander voting districts and curtail voting rights, and finally his disastrous policy of banning transgender people from bathrooms that correspond to their gender identity, which cost North Carolina lucrative commercial and sporting events. Even North Carolina, which voted for neo-fascist sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump, thought Private Parts Pat was a bathroom too far.