We've seen how much trouble toxic demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump is having lining up talent to perform at various inaugural events. Not a single true "A-lister" has signed up (chunky 55 year-old chickenhawk Toby "The Angry American" Keith will play, if only to solidify his Islamophobic cred).
Stephen Colbert noted Rump's situation last night, joking:
"Yesterday, Trump loanded his biggest act yet. None other than the one and only Bruce Springsteen (pause) cover band B Street Band...They're a perfect fit. Who better to sing for a reality show President than a man pretending to be The Boss?"Check out the full monologue:
UPDATE: Broadway star Jennifer Holliday had agreed to perform at one of the inauguration events, but won't perform after all, having had second thoughts after
