Putin Proposes Meeting Rump In Slovenia

Reuters is reporting that Russian autocrat and thug Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin is suggesting Slovenia as the site for his first meeting with his neo-fascist poodle Donald "Rump" Trump. Slovenia has leaned toward Russia in the sanctions fight, and relies on Russia for a number of goods and much of its energy. It was also the site of Putin's first meeting with former President George "Dumbya" Bush, where Dumbya foolishly claimed to have gotten a sense of Putin's "soul."

Rump will probably jump at taking his third wife to her homeland (and perhaps meeting his future fourth wife), even though it's on Putin's doorstep and not that far from where Russia's attempting to subvert Ukraine by force. It's symbolic that Rump would have a long flight to kiss Putin's ring meet with the Russian strongman, versus Putin's comparatively short hop, but that's what you do when he has something on you and you're summoned. However, we'd advise Rump to be careful if Putin offers the lodging. He's got enough film on Cheeto Benito already.