Monday, March 20, 2017

Giant Toddler Getting Very Nervous About Adults Finding Out What's In His Closet (UPDATED)


Today, FBI Director and election ratf*cker James Comey will be testifying in an open session to the House Intelligence Committee to address issues related to Russia's involvement in the 2016 election. Comey is expected to also discuss the diversionary charge made by neo- fascist Giant Toddler (h/t Quinn Cummings) Donald "Rump" Trump that President Obama "wiretapped" Trump Tower in New York before and after the election. (See Update below.)

As a prelude to potential bombshells going off, Rump is conducting himself (as always) like a toddler who's desperately afraid his parents will find the dump he made in his closet. Here are his latest attempts to distract and deceive (at 6:35 in this morning!):






Being the stupid, obsessive thing that he is, Rump can't help but provide "tells" that make it risibly obvious that he is desperately trying to change the narrative. Which of course makes everyone wonder even more, "What's he hiding?"

We may not be at the beginning of the end of this story, but it's looking like we're approaching the end of the beginning.

UPDATE : Comey has confirmed the FBI is investigating possible connections between Rump associates and Russian government officials.  Also, there's no FBI information on Rump's "wiretapping" diversion. Surprise! More on this later.

UPDATE II:  Where do you think Republicans like House "Intelligence" Committee Chair villain Rep. Devin Nunes (Weasel- CA) get this:
Good Lord. Nunes just asked Comey if FBI would investigate Clinton campaign or foundation for ties with Russia. 
Why from their orange shitgibbon master!

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