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A Giant Toddler gained entry to the White (Supremacist) House grounds earlier today, where some trucking companies were displaying their trucks. The Giant Toddler evaded security and hopped behind the wheel of one of the tractor trailers and started driving, while shouting, "I can do ANYTHING, I'm the President, get out of my waaaaayy!" After subduing the Giant Toddler, the Secret Service recognized the toddler as narcissistic liar Donald "Rump" Trump, and sent him inside for his afternoon nappy.
Twitter took notice of the incident.