There are indications that incompetent sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump is considering a personnel shakeup at the White (Supremacist) House. Specific individuals in the crosshairs, according to reports, are chief of staff and human-weasel hybrid Reince "Prepuce" Priebus and white supremacist propagandist and derelict-in-residence Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon. Priebus is allegedly being blamed for the general chaos and infighting among the White House's Trumpian toddlers, while Bannon is taking heat for the abysmal failure of the disastrous TrumpCare legislation. Rump's assent to Bannon's ouster from the National Security Council signals that he may be souring on his political Svengali. Added to the mix is the increasingly influential Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner, whose differences with Bannon are out in the open, and who has drawn the ire of Bannon's alt-Right/white nationalist movement.
Closer to the truth is that Rump himself -- incompetent, unstable, and superficial -- is at the root of those problems. While his loyal hacks are jockeying for power and a seat at the table, it's Rump -- the "chaos" candidate -- that's playing them off against each other because he's a sociopath who enjoys the spectacle. To the extent that the infighting is adversely affecting Rump's agenda, we hope the whole crew stays intact for more fun and games.
BONUS: Apparently, the unwanted attention in the media has caused Rump to tell the warring factions to "work it out." Riiight.
BONUS II:
"Do you ever think about bodies slowly decomposing in the ground, Priebus?"— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 8, 2017
"I don't have to, Steve, I work with you." pic.twitter.com/v7VuyZfEIv
Mercers vs Gary Cohn in a battle to see if hedge funds or investment banks will control the soul of the populist rebellion.— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) April 8, 2017
(top photo: Source of the problems identified)
