This morning, after finishing his Fruit Loops and going potty, the unhinged, paranoid con man Donald "Rump" Trump instructs us as to what we should be focusing on, and it's not his dealings with the Kremlin:
The real story turns out to be SURVEILLANCE and LEAKING! Find the leakers.— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2017
Anyone want to respond?
"We've traced the calls.... they're coming from inside your house!!" https://t.co/64uKkMtVgL— Daniel W. Drezner (@dandrezner) April 2, 2017
"Find the LEAKERS." - Paranoid President Pee Tape— Schooley (@Rschooley) April 2, 2017
Anything but Putin's intervention in the election to help you, right? https://t.co/Toa7EtMaw0— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) April 2, 2017
You haven’t been sleeping much, have you? https://t.co/mjOL6ANzyH— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) April 2, 2017
You should form a special leak-stopping team in the White House. You could call them "the Plumbers" or something. https://t.co/n2rU0LA0R2— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) April 2, 2017
Spoiler alert! 🚨The leakers are @DevinNunes, Michael Ellis, Ezra Cohen-Watnick and John Eisenberg. YOU'RE WELCOME, HUMPTY-DUMPTY https://t.co/5kdMmM2lot— Keith Olbermann (@KeithOlbermann) April 2, 2017
Why is everyone investigating my bank robbery when the real crime is the invasion of privacy from those bank surveillance cameras?
— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) April 1, 2017
Even Wee Willie Kristol notes a resemblance to a past President:
This is uncannily like what Richard Nixon would have been tweeting in April '73. (And Trump's 1st term increasingly feels like Nixon's 2nd.) https://t.co/3awv78MD1p— Bill Kristol (@BillKristol) April 2, 2017