Sunday, April 9, 2017

Sunday Funnies: Kushner At War

After Princeling Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner's surprise visit to Iraq, photos of the preppie gent have elicited mockery of his brief tour of duty. In particular, the picture of him with his blue blazer, khaki pants, and designer sunglasses, followed by similarly attired preppies, prompted many wags to invent captions for the pic.

Here's just a sampling; more at the #KushnerAtWar on Twitter:

The Desert Frats
Vainglorious Bastards
Prep School Ridge
82nd Wellborne Division
In the Armani Now
U.S. Heir Force
Private Lee Owned
Banana Republicans
Operation Desert Nordstrom
Blazer Saddles
Kushner's Last Stand
Apocketsquare Now
From Here to Fraternity
Twee Kings
Band of Brooks Brothers
The Funds of Navarone
Saving Private Equity
Full Metal Jackass
J Crews Missles
Soldiers of Fortune 500
The Boys in Company LLC

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