Friday, April 7, 2017

Trump's Mangled Statement On Missile Attack

We forced ourselves to watch incompetent sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump's video statement following last night's cruise missile attack on the Syrian military airfield from which Tuesday's chemical weapons attack was launched. We noted that the microphone Rump used was either defective, or Rump's voice is changing (on MSNBC, Brian Williams observed that it sounded like "a radio broadcast from Berlin"  -- heh heh, love the imagery). He seemed to be speaking to an audience in the room, rather than to the TV audience, unlike past Presidents who normally use a desk and look into the camera. Then there was the odd closing, when he said, "God bless America and the entire world." More like something Jared "Mr. Ivanka Trump" Kushner would write for him, and not white nationalist buffoon Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon. Globalist!

Damage assessments indicate that the airfield sustained moderate to extensive damage, although Russian footage of the airfield showed the reinforced airplane hangers intact, along with the fighter jets within. Nevertheless, it should be sufficient enough to get Syria's attention, as well as Rump pal Vladimir "Vlad the Invader" Putin's.

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