Trump: Obstruction of Justice Is OK If I Do It

“I didn’t say that. I will tell you, I didn’t say that. And there would be nothing wrong if I did say it, according to everybody that I have read today. But I did not say that.” -- (emphasis added) pathological liar and justice obstructer Donald "Rump" Trump in the Rose Garden today, saying that telling James Comey to back off of the Michael Flynn investigation would be OK because "everybody" he's read today says so. "Everybody" must have graduated from Trump University's Law School.

We'll see what Robert Mueller thinks about Rump's legal theory.