Brits Critical Of Trump's Speculative Tweets

A improvised explosive device that detonated on a commuter train in London's Parsons Green neighborhood this morning has London's Metropolitan Police investigating. While 22 people suffered burns and other injuries, thankfully no one was critically injured as the device failed to fully explode.

Unfit demagogue Donald "Rump" Trump was apparently glued to the Fux Channel this morning, because his little fingers immediately tweeted out a couple of statements attributing the incident to "loser terrorists," and suggesting they were "in the sights of Scotland Yard." He also politicized the incident to call for a "larger" and "tougher" travel ban in the U.S.  The ham-handed insertion of himself into British law enforcement and security matters was not well received by the Brits, including conservative Prime Minister Theresa May. Said one official with the Metropolitan Police, Rump's tweets were "pure speculation given we don't know who involved. Any speculation is unhelpful."

That's one constant about Rump: he's always unhelpful.