The Clueless "First" Lady

Yesterday, the third wife of neo-fascist con man Donald "Rump" Trump delivered what had to be the most clueless, least self-aware speech ever by a First Lady. Wearing a ridiculously poufy, $3,000 pink dress, Melania "Copy Cat" Trump addressed the spouses of world leaders at the UN General Assembly on the dangers of cyber bullying. Apparently unwilling to face the fact that her unstable husband is the Cyber-Bully-In-Chief, using speeches and social media to bully everyone from disabled reporters to entertainers to fellow politicians, the Third Second First Lady said without apparent irony,

"By our own example we must teach children to be good stewards of the world they will inherit. We must remember that they are watching and listening so we must never miss an opportunity to teach life's many ethical lessons along the way."

Many were quick to point out that teaching must begin at home with her own disturbed husband:

Dear Melania:
Your husband is Donald Trump. https://t.co/z67Xwgp0fa

— Joy Reid (@JoyAnnReid) September 20, 2017

Melania Trump to give anti-bullying speech at The UN, right after the anti-sexual assault speech by Camille Cosby.

— John Fugelsang (@JohnFugelsang) September 20, 2017

Melania Trump talking about cyber bullying to the UN is like Mike Huckabee talking about being humane to dogs to PETA.

— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) September 20, 2017

Melania Trump is going to speak against cyber bullying while the GOP is trying to kill millions.

Sounds about right.#GrahamCassidyBill

— Frederick Douglass (@HITEXECUTIVE) September 20, 2017