A nervous and defensive Confederate States Attorney General and evil elf Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III appeared today before the Senate Judiciary Committee to answer a range of questions, including followup questions about his knowledge of Russia's involvement in the 2016 elections. After lying in his confirmation hearings last winter by saying he had no contact whatsoever with Russian officials during the campaign, Senators were skeptical about Beauregard's assertion today that he conducted "no improper discussions" with Russians during the campaign. Intelligence intercepts showed that former Russian Ambassador Sergey Kislyak reported to the Kremlin that he and Beauregard had held substantive discussions last year about the campaign's Russian policies, as reported last July. In today's hearing, Beauregard claimed he couldn't recall the specifics of that conversations. Then he ran out the clock on his nemesis, Sen. Al Franken (D-MN).
Beauregard stonewalled the Committee when he refused to divulge conversations between him and Putin pal and sociopath Donald "Rump" Trump concerning Russia's involvement in the elections, a clear sign that they have something to conceal. Let's hope that the net that Special Counsel Robert Mueller is weaving will ensnare the dishonest, colluding hack Beauregard.
BONUS: In short,
Sessions just redefined "I did not have contact with Russians" to "I did not have a continuing exchange of information" with the Russians.— Julian Borger (@julianborger) October 18, 2017
(Image: "Ah say, the treason is in my blood, suh!")
