The regime of moron (h/t Rex "Rexxon" Tillerson) Donald "Rump" Trump has a history of dumping senior officials, through firing or "resignation," late on Fridays, long assumed to be the news dead zone prior to the weekend. Most notable Friday departures: former HHS Secretary Tom "For Sale At Any" Price (9/29) and Advisors Sebastian Gorka (8/25), Steve "Loose Cannon" Bannon (8/18), Reince "Prepuce" Priebus (7/28), and Sean "Spicy" Spicer (7/21). (What a list, eh?) Following reports of Tillerson's (accurate) assessment of Rump as a "fucking moron" back in July, and his recent refusal to personally disclaim that language, Rump is said to be "livid" and "furious" with Tillerson, whom he has undercut numerous times in his role as America's top diplomat.
Rumors are circulating that Rump wants CIA Director and loyal lapdog Mike Pompeo to take over at the State Department (other rumors have novice UN Ambassador Nikki Haley moving over). It remains to be seen, should Rexxon be the latest victim of "Firing Friday," whether the so- called "suicide pact" among Rexxon, Defense Secretary Mattis and Treasury Secretary "Moochin'" Mnuchin would go into effect (wherein all three "resign"), making it the mother of all "Firing Fridays."
So tired of all the winning.
(Image: "Fucking moron" and Rexxon)
