Happy Thanksgiving!

A few solid suggestions for this Thanksgiving (h/t Balloon Juice):

'Avoiding politics' at Thanksgiving is how we got Trump. Put on juggalo war paint and politicize everything. Redistribute the bread rolls. Nationalize the Monopoly game. Unionize the flag football league. Incite a kids' table uprising. Make a guillotine for your table centerpiece

— Zeddy (@ZeddRebel) November 22, 2017

And:

This Thanksgiving, when your family takes turns asking what they’re grateful for, burp loudly and say “Robert Mueller.”

— God (@TheGoodGodAbove) November 22, 2017

Hope you stay safe and enjoy your day!

BONUS:  Here's a nice story for today.