Lying sociopath and f*cking moron Donald "Rump" Trump returned home today following 12 days of red carpets and foreign leaders playing to his narcissism and insecurity while picking his pockets. The person who once boasted of grabbing women's genitals is now faced with the situation in Alabama, where peckerwood pedophile, Bible-banger Roy "Teen Spirit" Moore is seeing even his most fervent his support erode. What can Rump say about sexual abuse regarding Moore that doesn't apply to him? Stephen Colbert takes a shot:
Welcome home, @RealDonaldTrump! While you were gone we started actually punishing people for sexual harassment so, you know, heads up.— Stephen Colbert (@StephenAtHome) November 15, 2017
