President McSlurry Of The United Shursh

A terrible case of denture slippage? Epic dry mouth? Mental or physical impairment? A low battery in Putin's remote? Lots of possible explanations for neo- fascist nitwit Donald "Rump" Trump's (a.k.a., "President" McSlurry) performance announcing that the U.S. was recognizing Jerusalem as the capital of Israel. Take a moment to laugh as Stephen Colbert riffs: